Unexpectedly Funny Shopping Bags

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Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear

A male orangutan, clinging precariously to overhanging branches, flails the water with a pole, trying desperately to spear a passing fish.

It is the first time one has been seen using a tool to hunt.

The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers’ shops.

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Monkeying around: An orangutan clings precariously to overhanging branches in a desperate bid to spear a passing fish

Although the method required too much skill for him to master, he was later able to improvise by using the pole to catch fish already trapped in the locals’ fishing lines.

Eight of the World’s Most Unusual Plants

Weird is relative. What seems weird to me might not seem weird to you. In the plant kingdom, however, there are definitely some species that most people would acknowledge are highly unusual. In the wack spirit of Halloween, some of my findings follow.

1. Rafflesia arnoldii: this parasitic plant develops the world’s largest bloom that can grow over three feet across. The flower is a fleshy color, with spots that make it look like a teenager’s acne-ridden skin. It smells bad and has a hole in the center that holds six or seven quarts of water. The plant has no leaves, stems, or roots.

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World’s Ugliest Dog

A 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested owned by Susie Lockheed of Santa Barbara, California won the “World’s Ugliest Dog” title at the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive year on 2005.

Sam has no hair, if you don’t count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles. He’s so ugly that even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table.

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Unfortunately, Sam suffered from a number of age-related ailments (congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems) and eventually cede his crown.

10 Cleverly Suggestive Ads

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10 Most Bizarre Wedding Rings

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Funniest Typos ever

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“… in the office may be assfisting me on behalf of…”
Yes, “assfisting” instead of “assisting”. On a legal paper. Freud, anyone?

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Spring Funny Pictures Pack

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Bizarre Illegal Immigration techniques

Plenty of inventive (and desperate) people have come up with a number of imaginative schemes for sneaking themselves and others across national borders.

On 2003, Illegal immigrants from India and Pakistan being smuggled from mainland China to Hong Kong were found inside suitcases.

On 2001, a 135-lb. woman was hidden behind the dashboard of a car. The “passenger” might be quite cramped and uncomfortable and the automobile difficult to maneuver after the modifications, but the ruse wouldn’t have to be maintained for

long — the car could be loaded just out of sight of border agents, driven the short distance to the crossing, and unloaded not far across the other side.

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Similarly, another would-be border crosser was caught attempting to enter the U.S. concealed inside a seat occupied by another passenger:

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Amazing And Hilarious Transportation

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